Looking for Servant, devoted
Do you aspire to perfection in the art of servitude? Do you have a thirst for devotion and rigour? Then this is the opportunity for you.
Greetings to you, potential future minion!
Dreaming of shining with your unrivalled cleaning and tidying skills? Then look no further! I'm looking for a dedicated flunky to perform a variety of tasks, all without ever getting into BDSM. Yes, you read that right: no whip, just Windex!
Desired profile
Impeccable Presentation: A bright smile and matching socks will be appreciated.
Valeting Experience: Having already acted as a valet, butler or feather duster honcho will be a plus.
Precise Communication: Your prose will essentially be “Yes, Mistress” and “Always, Mistress.” Easy, right?
Efficiency and Speed: Lightning fast to complete missions, so that Wi-Fi seems slow next to you.
Conditions
Larbinage, Nothing Else: No innuendo, no strings attached, just household chores in a joyful and good-natured atmosphere.
Benevolent Servitude: You will be my knight serving sponges and brooms.
Compliance with Standards: Every rule is a law, every breach a tragedy.
Epic Missions
Make windows shine as if they didn't exist.
Play plumber to unclog sinks, without getting lost in the pipes.
Bringing the often-neglected heroes of the oven and microwave back to life.
Transform the garage or attic into a place as organized as a library.
Declare war on weeds and win.
Have you ever wondered what's hidden in the gutters? You, soon!
Make tile joints your specialty and scrub them until they sing.
Dust where even dust dares not go.
If this challenge makes you laugh and you're ready to roll up your sleeves, send us a message with all the juicy details of your experience. Remember, this is serious business with a smile and no whip!